Turkey Humor

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!



10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?





and the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....


1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME

One year ago today Jess got me started. It has been a great year. I have not posted as much as I should have or wanted to. My goal for my 2nd anniversary is to post post post as much as I can.

I am so glad I got to meet all my blogger buds, I feel like I've known some of you forever.

Your posts make me laugh so hard I cry, some are so touching they just make me cry.

I wake up every day and wonder what every one's been up to. I cant wait to read all your blogs everyday.

Thanks to everyone who reads me and for all your comments you leave me.

STOLE THE POST

I stole this from Soxy Deb, mine are in BOLD


1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland/world
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped - way cool!
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping - When I was much skinnier
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke - all the time
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud - mud pies!!!
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check - Things happen
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - Yes Deb fish counts
88. Had chickenpox - have several scars too
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

Go ahead and take it.

Bludges

I can not believe it. When it rains it pours. I went to the Doctor this morning as a f/u to my MRI. I have 4 bulging discs. C4 - C7. I am now going to PT for my neck/spine and OT for my Carpel Tunnel.

We are going to try 3-4 more weeks of OT and then decide on the surgery date if not better.(I am thinking now I may schedule it around Christmas break so I don't have to worry about what to do with my kiddies.) And OT for 3-4 weeks to see if that alleviates any pain. I have to take pain meds (Yippee) called Lyrica 50 mgs 2X a day for 1 week then up it to 75 mgs for 1 week then up to 100 mgs. Also get to take a muscle relaxer before bed. If this does not work, I get steroid injections and if that does not work.....Surgery on my neck.

So I told this situation to someone and got a response I was not expecting. Should I address it or leave it alone?

Testing, Testing and More Testing

I finally broke down and went to the doctor yesterday to find out why, for the last 3 years, my hands go numb. I visited with my little China-man neurologist, Dr Wang, who did some test on me and then decided that I need to have an EMG, Needle testing and an MRI.

So off to register for the EMG/Needle Testing. After 20 minutes of being poked and a zillion volt of electric passed through my arm, DIAGNOSIS: Severe Carpel Tunnel in my right hand, Immediate PT/OT was recommended as a start. May need to have surgery. Now my 78 year old father just has Carpel Tunnel surgery on both hands. He made it look easy so I am sure it cant be that bad, right? Wrong. Here is why. I have 3 kids and a hubby that count on me for everything, I mean everything. Then I'm thinking...I know hubby loves me but I am right handed and I really don't feel like having hubby wipe my ass and I'm not sure he would want to anyway.

Who's gonna do laundry, who's gonna cook, whose gonna go to work for me cause I don't get paid if I'm not there. I don't have time coming until June 2009. who's gonna do all the things I do. How am I gonna shower?

Today I had my MRI. Who the FUCK Invented this machine? Unless you are no more than 6 inches thick, you are stuffed in there like a sardine. Well, I was anyway. I'm not the slimmest chick on the block. The tech tells me to go ahead and close my eyes, take a little nap and slides me into the machine. At fist, I throw myself into a mild panic attack but calm myself down. Then all of the sudden out of nowhere, it sounds like a jack hammer is in my head. How do they expect you to relax with all that frigging banging going on. 25 minutes later, he pulls me out and says "did you get any rest?" Is he kidding????

I will have my results in 2 days they say.... Lets hope they don't find anything they weren't looking for!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL!

I have had a killer head cold all weekend but had to jump on to say to Jess' hubby......

HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY SAL!! ;)

Love Ya!
Dee