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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Turkey Humor

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!



10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?





and the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....


1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

4 comments:

Tiffany said...

LMAO That's funny!

Jess said...

Funny stuff!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

that cracks me up, oh so true.

Vodka Mom said...

THAT was great! I could've used those two hours ago. shit.